WATCH OUT MOMMY HERE COMES DADDY AND THAT CAMERA OF HIS.... IT'S OK, I'll PROTECT YOU!

BACK OFF DADDY!
YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ME WITH STUFF HANG OUT OF MY NOSE THIS TIME!!! Mommy made sure we both have clean noses!

Just kidding daddy, Mommy probably has stuff coming out of her nose anyway.....
.........by the way, can you tell me what she is looking at? I FEEL EYEBALLS ON ME!