Mommy, Why do you not share your food with me.... I'm a good boy, I eat my peas, carrots, those nasty sweet potato things....... but you just sit there and eat a yummy Philly Cheese Steak without me .....

Mommy!?!?
Mommy are you listening to me! YOU NEVER EAT AT THE DINNER TABLE.... YOU NEVER SHARE.... LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU MOTHER!!!!!
what? how's that sandwich? I love you!
MAN! that was a close one..........................I hope you enjoy that stupid sandwich